1.) I'm looking for financial compensation after being forced to take the fitness gram pacer test, and I'm gonna get it however I can! 2.) Take names and kick butt. It's been working out pretty well if I do say so myself. 3.) Sneaking into the kitchen at 2 am to get some chips without waking my sleeping family. The flamin hots were hot, but not as hot as my ability to sneak around like a ninja.