Imagine you are drinking a chilling cold beverage on a sizzling sweltering day or think about that warm loving feeling that the Christmas spirit brings. This is how Joytopia, my Barbie dream house, makes the world feel. It is truly one of a kind, located in my country Nassau Bahamas. It sits in the heart of Downtown and is bigger than the Grand Hyatt Baha Mar. The glitter iridescent walls glisten with the sun in the day and at night it dances with the stars. The roof is truly incredible, it is like a sunroof, with the press of a button, I can remove the hurricane shutters and expose a glass-like paneling. This look is beautiful when it rains because the rain falls on the glass and it sparkles. The tourists love Joytopia, and the locals cannot get enough of it, everyone flocks from all over the planet to see the towering height of the shimmering building. But Joytopia is special, I have one floor dedicated to myself and so does each of my family members, it is quite quaint, soundproof, with a modern and contemporary style. The birds fly towards me and sit upon my windowsill as if I was Snow White singing. The building is ginormous because I use it to take care of the community. We have a full-time daycare filled with love, play, and learning for all ages. Joytopia has a hospital located inside because most Nassau hospitals are not good. In my hospital we have all the supplies and highly skilled doctors who could cure the bubonic plague. In Joytopia there is also a museum, an industrial swimming pool, a full grocery store & pharmacy, the Joy police department, a playground, churches, and lots of apartments where people can stay. The beauty of Joytopia is far beyond its magnificent build and looks, yes the doors open up or you automatically and rolls out a red carpet; AI does not threaten anyone’s jobs; yes there is yoga; you can take bike riding classes for free; become fluent in any language; dance to afrobeat’s; and relax in the perfect temperature building with nice fuzzy socks and lots of fruit. But the beauty of Joytopia is the community, the people. Our building serves the purpose to inspire others to create their own Joytopia and help make the world safe and enjoyable. The roaming children on the street, the runaway child, the juveniles, the petrified teen mother, the fatherless children, the PTSD bound veteran, the stray animals, disabled people, and the unfortunate all find solace and tranquility in Joytopia. They are sheltered, covered in love, care, and respect because that is what Joytopia believes in – providing a ladder for other people to meet us at the top. The tourists and locals are so moved by our mission and funky shaped architecture that they came from all over just to experience it. There has never been an incident at Joytopia, everyone has a friend, God blew on this building himself so that it may withstand any tropical disaster. This is one of the safest places in the world. We are not bound by politics, Joytopia is sponsored by the good hearts of the people who wish to continue our mission and most importantly, we never have to worry about the IRS because they love us so much that they rented out a section. Joytopia is so magical that in the daytime the clouds open up and the sun shines upon it. Book your weekly stay at Joytopia for just $200 and promise to spread joy and kindness everywhere.