In 1900 BC, Mesopotamia, the first joke was told. It was a fart joke. Ah, yes, the humor of the digestive system. A familiar yet taboo topic that always seems to draw out a laugh. As a child, I too cracked fart jokes, my mother, however, found my humor distasteful. She warned me, ¨Be careful what you joke about, because it just might come back to bite you in the butt¨. Little did I know, my mother was right.
On my first day of high school, I wobbled into Monroe Area Highschool, I found my seat in advisement and waited for the bell to ring. My adviser welcomed my class and went on to alleviate my unsureness about navigating high school. Still, I felt anxious but I couldn’t pinpoint why. Then I had this ominously familiar feeling in the pit of my stomach. I adjusted in my seat almost 30 times, sucked in my stomach, held my breath, and contemplated asking to go to the restroom. But it was too late, I was about to fart. My mind was racing and my heart was beating out of my chest, but I tried to stay inconspicuous as I silently let it rip. Heads turned, faces were scrunched, and I braced myself for the most embarrassing moment of my high school career. Here it comes, I thought. Fortunately for me, no one could find the culprit. However, the relief was short-lived, because I had to fart again.
This went on all throughout high school and caused me to be very insecure. I would drown myself in perfume and work alone to avoid embarrassment. I hated myself, and my issues only got worse as I began to experience stomach pain daily. Grudgingly I went to my mother about it. ¨I told you so¨, her grin seemed to say, and everything came full circle. I became the butt of my jokes.
My mom suggested I go to the doctor, so we did. However, one after the other they all told me there was nothing wrong. But I knew something was off. Finally, in the spring of my sophomore year, I was diagnosed with IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome. An intestinal disorder causing pain in the belly, gas, diarrhea, and constipation. I was so frustrated, but this whole pity party thing was getting old. So I posed a question to myself: ¨Would you rather regret missing out on your own life or feel embarrassed for a few minutes because you passed gas?¨ Right at that moment, I made the decision I wouldn’t let my life pass me by because of my own insecurities.
After my diagnosis, I did everything I felt IBS stopped me from enjoying before. As a result, my junior year of high school was the best year of my life. I went to a football game. I tried out for volleyball and made Varsity. I joined Spanish Club and became president. I had sleepovers with my best friends and met people that made me feel at home. It wasn't so scary after all.
Despite everything IBS put me through, I’m thankful for everything it taught me. IBS helped me overcome my anxiety instead of obsessing over everything that could go wrong. While I still struggle with IBS today, because I have lowered my anxiety level so much, I experience symptoms less and less. I learned that life is a treasure to never take for granted. So instead, I bask in the gift that is the present and continue to crack fart jokes.